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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:47
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?
Still no good.
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is your worst experience in life?
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts